Image modified from wikipedia; original image by Thierry Caro HAWKSBILL SEA TURTLE ( Eretmochelys imbricata ) Okay so this one is going to be a little bit biased because hot golly gee god damn do I enjoy turtles. Especially sea turtles. I just really think they're neat. Anyway, I'm going to try really hard not to give them undeserved points here, unlike my other reviews, where points are awarded based on extremely stringent criteria. Appearance Adult hawksbill turtles are, on average, one meter long, and weigh about 80 kg (roughly 3 ft and 150 pounds in freedom units). This seems pretty big for a turtle, but when compared to an absolute monster like the leatherback sea turtle, which grows up to 3 meters long and weighs as much as my old Kia, you realize that hawksbill turtles are the dainty lads of the sea, surpassing only the Ripley sea turtle in size. They are a rare combination of beautiful and adorable. Like, they have doofy little flippers and faces like grandmas, but